Benny off of that Crossroads programme.

This is how I imagine I was seen today by the bloke who asked me a pertinent question about my conservation work and I didn't know the answer.

Ask me about the Newcastle Utd team who won the Fairs Cup in 1969; ask me about the life and times of Bob Willis; even ask me why I like modern art, but, for the love of God, don't ask me about my work.