Frugal

I'm a man of simple needs;
I spend roughly $1 a day on transportation, $3.50 for a whole day's meal, I don't really have any vice or anything to spend my money on...

and I would spend 15 minutes to haggle with an old lady for a $0.67 comb...

but I wouldn't blink an eye over buying her a $500~ Coach Bag

my priorities are screwed