300

A lot has happened here in 300 days: now that I am a doctoral teaching fellow and enhanced graduate assistant, I should probably do a better job at not taking nude , projectile vomiting self-portraits for these Blipdays. I know that disappoints many of you (I feel a bit of its tinge myself). But, hey, I'm motherfucking respectable now, all right? That's what beards do, after all.

EDIT: Mr. RunningBackwards's bony homage.