Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 56

School for Scuffle. Mirl and Sidd are driving the welcome wagon to Kendall's to present Sir Archibald Taiga the plaque for most recent addition to the Blip list of home-wrecking cats. As a member in good-standing Sir will subject new cat slave Kendall to demands for periodic posting of the most recent adventures in pussified destruction. "Destruction must be of things that are intellectual and in good taste" Mirl cites from the shoal's manual. "As example, in this photograph Sidd and I are about to shred an expensive designer bedspread, a late 19th century saddle bag from the northern Caucasus mountains and a much beloved copy of the collected early works of Robert Creeley. Now that CSK has a pussy she can tolerate for more than a month (she took the U-Haul with her to pick him up on the second date - now that's dedication to a goal and a stereotype!) she has to obey the code." Mirl insists. Sidd is thrilled "I have never known royalty before!" "Sirs are not royalty - they are knighted." "Ohhh - does that mean he has a white horse?" "No, not anymore. They don't allow them in Kendall's building." Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.