I walked all the way into town today,
When I found this amazing shiny thing,
I walked round and round,
poked it, slapped it, knocked it,
I stared at it, I hid from it,
before finally running away from it,
Oh my I am going down hill,
my legs are going to fast for me,
Someone, were's the breaks,
Weeeeeee wayyyyyyy to fast,
someone anyone?
No, a tree? that'll do!!!
Finally I stop, I check my dignity,
before making sure no one saw,
before pulling myself together,
and walking like the proper little lady I am,
Just don't mention the major diva tantrum,
that appeared 5 mins later,
and all will be fine!!!