A Man Among Men!

I, Miles Gloriosus,
I, slaughterer of thousands,
I, oppressor of the meek,
Subduer of the weak,
Degrader of the Greek,
Destroyer of the Turk,
Must hurry back to work.
...
I, in war the most admired,
In wit the most inspired,
In love the most desired,
In dress the best displayed--
I am a parade!

"Bring Me My Bride" from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum

This is Mr. F, who lent us the suitcase for Rome. I finally got around to returning it and giving him his thank you gift - an instant set of abs!