Pooper scooper!

Today we went to 'Colenso's' because Ann wanted to buy a new 'bit' for a gate latch.

Colenso's slogan is, 'If we've not got it, you don't need it'. Well he didn't have it, we do need it ......................... and now we're going to have to go to 'B&Q'.

However, Mr Colenso is a very good salesman so he tried to sell us something 'we didn't want, but he was trying to get rid of did have'?! A pooper scooper?!

Firstly, who on earth is going to pay £18 for one of these and secondly, who wants to take their dog for a walk carrying one of these monstrosities?

OK, so it's not very nice for humans to have to pick up our poo but as far as Ann is concerned that's just part of owning a gorgeous little collie like me.

Our advice to you Mr Colenso is; stick the 'pooper scoopers' in your window with a big sign on them saying that they are the latest in beach digging equipment?! Easter is coming up and the town will be busy. All the holiday makers will buy them - hee! hee!