Room 101 #4

Don't worry - it's not the cat, but the by- products of cats need to go into Room 101!

We have two cats. This is Malcolm and the other is called Derek. They are brothers and look pretty similar.

Even though we've had them for about 16 years, Derek acts as if we've beaten him with a big stick every day of his existance! He very rarely joins us in a sociable way and if he does move in the same orbit as us he walks on egg shells and jumps and cowers at every move.

Malcolm on the other hand is very friendly and curls up with whoever is sitting in the arm chair (usually Miss O). However, Malcolm has a boggy eye, and he dribbles.

Since I have been blipping (about 2 months) I have been trying to post pictures of my cats, but they are irritatingly unco-operative. I long to post the elegant pose, or the
beauty of the cat, or
both. But to no avail...

So it is the by-products of cats that I want to put into room 101. These include:
- cat hair (every day, everwhere)
- dribble (weekly)
- fur balls (monthly)
- cat vomit (quarterly)