Forensic Evidence

Sniff sniff sniff ...blood....human,male,probably older but tall dark and handsome for sure.
This is not the scene of the crime, it was probably that huge blood puddle on the other side of the drive.
This trail does not enter the house....sniff sniff..but doubles back through the garage...why?
Probably to protect the carpet? Hmmm. Sniff...A man was running, Chasing something. He stumbled, fell forward on his face, I am sure he will be easily identified by the black half closed eye and wounds oh his forehead, smashed glasses, blood ozzing from wounds on his face and hands and disheveled appearance....sniff....sniff?? I wonder what he was chasing? Sniiiiiff Ah it was a dog. Smallish bad behaved....OMG...it was ME.
OH DEAR!!!