Birthday

Yes, it's Margaret Howard's 1,191st birthday.
You'd be impressed.

She can still tap dance and has a healthy appetite.
And the way she leaps up that mountain path
(follow the arrow if you're going to the party)
would leave most of you out of breath.

She's prepared for death but not worried about it.
I think it's a long way off.

And as for S-E-X: she's still at it.

Some people are shocked.

Roland, her toy boy, is not even half her age.

She's old enough to be his
great great great great great great great great
great great great grandmother.

You don't say

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