Charlie Chips In . . .

Meet our new pal Charlie Chipmunk, (LARGE IMAGE) who's struggling to lift the severed heart of his brother Alvin after a fierce struggle in our front garden. Alvin was screeching one of his hit songs when Charlie, fed up with the bloody noise, finally cracked and hit him on the head with a sledgehammer . . .

Not really! Charlie's a docile chap who spent an hour struggling to get away with this pit from a peach Jools had been eating earlier. At every sound he'd drop the pit, cock his head to one side and stand stock still.

Waiting for brother Alvin to strike up, no doubt!