"It says milk empty" asks a customer.


Does it really say that sir?
Well thank you for pointing that out.
Oh hang on a second, I did know that. I know that because the machine always say milk empty. Mainly because the machine is a piece of shit.
You may also notice dear customer that there is a sign saying quite clearly, in English:

"The display always reads milk empty. Please be assured there is milk in the machine."

That sign is even fucking laminated you complete fucking moron!!
Maybe read it before you ask stupid questions!

Furthermore, to get your coffee, you push the button that says "press here" it's pretty fuckin obvious. It says "press here" so press fucking there you fucking numpty. Don't continually press the word cappuccino and expect anything to happen. How do you even survive in the outside world?