The Mighty Swoosh

1. By 12 I have spruced up the house, had a coffee and set off to Asda, and there's soup made and bubbling away.

2. By 2 Mum and Zara have arrived and we've eaten our Moroccan inspired soup and are starting to think about the task ahead.

3. By 4, we've got a skirt made which prompts much taking of photos and trying on of the underskirt. It's impossible not to swoosh.

4. By 7 both the wine and the door to the world of darts is opened. The front and backs are cut and ready.

5. By 10.30 we have practically mastered darts and have a dress. An actual dress.