I am the Naked Rambler!

I have been a bit shocked since I got back to Brum on Sunday. Bony decided to let things slide while I was away and he has since announced he wants to be at one with nature, change his name to Steve and is now a disciple of the Naked Rambler!

He has decided not to bother with rules and regulations anymore. Bony sorry....Steve has thrown away his air traffic controller headset and has given up shaving and wearing clothes. When I asked him about the scarf and hat, he just told me he wanted to stand out from the crowd and stay faithful to his Scottish roots so was keeping those.

What do I do? Sigh! Hopefully it's a phase and he'll get over it. I told him it's not the weather for nudity. He'll be chilled to the bone....

Bony sorry.....Steve particularly wanted some ZZ Top to go with his bearded appearance. Perhaps this track might persuade him to wear some clothes too.

Sharp Dressed Man