Bad dog......?

Ok, it really, really wasn't my fault. Definitely not guilty guv.

It wasn't me who left the door open. It wasn't me that left a carrier bag on the hearth that might contain a left over builder's sandwich.

How was I to know that she'd only just painted the floor with that sticky wax stuff? I hardly ever get a chance to get in that room and I needed to check it out thoroughly. And anyway lots of a few paw prints with added sawdust for texture add character to the floor don't they?

I really don't get why she had to get quite so cross. But am I bovvered....?