I'm not dragging that thing round!

The cheek of it! She brings in this red faced grinning monster with an unbelievably long nose with a sucking thing at the end and says 'Meet Henry! I know you'll be good friends!' and then hands me this pipe and leaves me to get on with it!

Do I look like a cleaning lady? Honestly! She'll be expecting me to scrub floors next and I'm not wearing my knee caps out for anybody.

HUMPH! If she thinks I'm getting friendly with this lunatic smiling creature, she can think again!

Track? Me cleaning? Aerosmith had it right - Dream On