M.C. Duster

In the darkest days of the 1980s, a sinister secret agency within the U.K. government conducted a series of clandestine genetic experiments. Surreptitiously, the D.N.A. of significant public figures was extracted and combined to create chimeric clones. The experiments were an unmitigated disaster and most of the hybrid monsters were "euthanised." However, some escaped from their maximum security stockade and went undercover, adopting new identities and slipping between the cracks of society.

One such creation was M.C. Duster, the result of combining the D.N.A. of Peter Stringfellow and Ken Dodd. By day, a mild-mannered librarian, by night he stalks the night clubs of cities around the world, grievously tickling unsuspecting clubbers with his neon Duster of Doom. Beware! If you see this man, do not approach him lest you be "dusted" too. Additionally, do not look directly at him for his shirt could blind you. Alert the police, then run home and lock your doors and windows.

Daddy Cool - Boney M

Update: according to recently declassified information, it appears that M. C. Duster also incorporated some of Margaret Thatcher's D. N. A. into his genetic profile. As a consequence, the danger this creature poses to the public has been upgraded to "Catastrophic."

By the way, how right was Arthur? Click here to see what I mean.