Fifty Shades of Bargain Hunting . . .

Dropped into a charity shop this afternoon and found a really neat flashgun - for $1.99. This lady was hunting for literary bargains. Sensibly, she avoided 50 Shades Of Gray and its follow-up (50 Shades Of Soft Porn Horseshit or whatever it's called). Hope she found a better bargain than I did - when I got home, the flashgun wouldn't work, so it went into the bin for tomorrow's refuse collection. Maybe I should have bought the books . . .