Big aspirations

Yesterday I bought what I can only assume is a baby Christmas tree, either that or they are making Christmas trees for Borrowers.

I like that it came with the message that it was easy to take care of, just put it in a window (but no direct sunlight) and don't let it go dry, easy right? I assume that one day, about 20 years from now, it will be a full size tree.. though with my record, I'm giving it until January..