Unwelcome under-18s

So where should under-18s go? This perplexing sign is posted to the wall of the Cask and Barrel pub on Broughton Street, Edinburgh.

Today's meeting count: 7

1. My own career development review
2. A meeting with visiting subject domain colleagues from Glasgow and Robert Gordon Universities
3. A PhD review
4. An undergraduate viva
5. Career development review for a colleague
6. Career development review for another colleague
7. Monthly review with the Faculty Research Training Coordinator

Exercise today: morning running loops in 27'31", sit-ups, weights, and walk to work (1 hour).