Simple yet effective. And tasty!

I think I have come up with the ultimate anti-theft device for the healthy(ish) sustenance products* that I place in a communal fridge at work where food "borrowing" is rampant.

My lunch of 5 celery sticks and houmous was most satisfying, since you are asking...

I'm fucking starved, I am. And in a bad mood.
Starvation brings out the Tourette de France in me...



* no shaggin way I'm going to call this food