FOOTER

I'm not generally a follower of most sports, but when this will be ten minutes walk from the front door and tickets are a fiver (blimey!! I bet none of those women is being paid £300,000 a week!) how could I not get a couple of tickets? Even B thinks the footer will probably be more entertaining than the men can produce at the moment and has deigned to accompany me.

I object to being referred to as "Mr Home Fan", though. Especially on this occasion.