Bikinis for lunch!

Luca: Daddy, can I have a bikini?
Me: Sorry Luca, a bikini?
Luca: Yes Daddy, Mummy got me one the other day and it was brilliant!
Me: But Luca, it's usually only ladies and girls that wear bikinis...
Luca: DaaaDeee! I'm not going to wear it, I'm going to eat it!
Me: (nearly choking!) What!!!?
Me: Luca, remind me again what a bikini is.
Luca: Mummy got me one the other day Daddy, it's like Italian bread that you make into a toasted sandwich, delicious.
Me: PANINI Luca! That's a Panini! :-)

So, from now on Paninis will be known as bikinis in our house.

p.s. I'm not making fun of him - we both had a good laugh after :-)