You Will remove it......

I don't care if you think it looks cute
I don't care if you think its helping keep hair out my eyes
I don't care if its fashion
I don't care if it means I keep visitors entertained
I don't care who put it there

Just remove it NOW

or YOU will care when I..

Wake you at 1am, 3am, and 5am
wee over you at the next nappy change
scream till I'm blue in the face in asda whilst straining to escape
Bite you toes hard next time I crawl past
shred your paperwork you happen to leave in fingertip reach.....

Oh wait I already do the above....

Fine evil plan to annoy parents part 2 coming up....!!!