A change

In the Scotsman Saturday mag they always published "my stuff" on the inside front page. It is now "what matters to me".

What bugged me with the "my stuff" column was that one of the questions was "What bedsheets do you have?"

Loads of those interviewed answered "Egyptian cotton sheets".

So, not cotton sheets then - Egyptian cotton sheets they were. Not Turkish cotton sheets (which are mighty fine) but Egyptian. It's one of those wanky ones I reckon. They seemed so proud to tell you that they were Egyptian.

27 weekly my stuff's in 2 years had Egyptian cotton sheets.....

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