OMG look at the dirt under the cupboard!!

housework just defeated me.

I thought that putting the three million tonnes of clean clothes away, washing some dirty ones and finding the floor of our office/bedroom was enough for one day...but no, under the cupboard has been lurking all day, waiting to drive me to the brink. After spotting that I lay on the floor for a few minutes and took photos of the ceiling....until I realised that the hangy-down-things are, actually, Christmas decorations.

I've never particularly felt the need to be a housewife but I do think that every house needs one. Any offers?