Self Portraits - a rebuttal

Much as I love my wife to bits, and even though it is the occasion of our 34th Wedding Anniversary, I feel I have to put the record straight in terms of the totally misleading picture and story that she posted on her journal.
I agree that we did go to Dunstable Downs with my girlfriend, but far from being forced to go, it was on flick's insistance owing to the fact that she was feeling a little chilly and felt the sun would do her good as long as she took her cardy. Also, she managed to get the camera pointing in the wrong direction when she took her photo and managed to capture the wrong threesome. This is the correct picture, and as you can see, the girlfriend is doing her share of the work. I was unable to do any wheelchair pushing in this instance as I had to ingest some sugar and fat for purely medical reasons.
As you can see, flick is not taking any interest in the view, as once again she is away with the faries - either that, or she's fast asleep again.


Happy Anniversary darling XX


Edit: I thought I'd change the treatment of the picture and do it in the style of another blipper..ooh aar