Treats, Celebration, and Eights

Today, the day of eights, my 18th birthday, and the 8th day of the 8th month of the 8th year of this millennia. What a wonderful occasion that I happily share with the Olympics, one of the human kind's finest shows. I sit here with shock and awe in front of the television, as the Chineese have put on a wonderful performance in the name of worldwide openness and harmony.

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