March of the Fire Ants.

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Received this email when I woke up this morning:

Hi guys,
I just came from downstairs and there are ants everywhere! Someone has left a butter knife with butter still on it and those ants are everywhere because of that. Please, Please be respectful when you are using the kitchen and clean up after yourselves because it creates problems for others.

Delighted at this, I rushed to the kitchen with camera in hand to take a photo of the "ants everywhere!" Unfortunately, that was a slight exaggeration. The number of ants in this photo is probably the most that was in one location on the counter. I was amazed at how well I could see the detailing on the ants after I blipped!