The early bird chories the worm

Like a public service announcement for thieves... "Don't bother yer ar*e - it's already been choried..."

I love stuff like this - especially how the word "second" is emphasised without the sentence really making sense in the first place. Reminds me of a time when I worked in a sign business - where very few of the signwriters could spell, let alone do grammar.

(I know- I know - I'm petty)