santa or no santa?

i had a discussion with doobs this christmas about whether or not it was right to teach children about santa just to tell them in a few years time that it was all a big myth. i decided, bah humbug style, that my kids (by the way, i don't have any) will never be allowed to join in with this mass deception.

i then negated my whole argument a few days later by declining dooby's lunch invite in favour of watching santa claus the movie, which no christmas is complete without.

i'm going to end the argument by eating him.