Trouble With Cows Part Deux

After my close encounter with the bovine kind yesterday, I decided that my blip pride required a return visit to see my friend, Bessie. (I don't think that she has a name, but she looked like a Bessie to me!) She looked at me with same bored curiosity and hunger as last time.

It took numerous bouts of cajoling and rather embarassing mooing to get her attention. She finally lazed her way over to check out this annoying interloper. (I don't think she had any idea that I was there yesterday.) This time she recognized that a human is not a salt block and so a lick was not in the cards. I held her interest for about 15 seconds and when she realized that I was neither food nor a threat she decided she had better things to do and wandered off to eat copious amounts of hay. I also found it curious that her nose was dripping with some sort of viscous liquid. I have no what it was and really don't want to know.

In this shot, I am very close to her. Her nose is out of focus because she is inside the minimum focus distance of the lense. (9.5" or 241mm) I purposely tried to distort her by shooting my ultra wide EF-S 10-22 at 10mm. A photography masterpiece, this is not, but I had fun shooting it and I hope that you enjoy looking at it. Oh and no cows, were injured in the shooting of this shot although they may have experienced a minor bit of annoyance!

How could I Photoshop this? :-)

Constructive criticism always welcome.