Eat your heart out David Beckham!

I would like you blippers to meet a member of my family.

He was found and adopted by my sister five years ago and has become quite famous locally. One can't visit without going through an initiation rite which consists of playing soccer with this pooch. Never having been trained, he catches, he blocks, he dribbles and he returns the ball to you with the most astonishing accuracy...all while holding another ball in his mouth. I've been told that he even blocks with his head.

If you think I'm kidding, please watch this dog playing real soccer clip.