LEGO MAN

Bravely defending the top of my desk divider against the savage hordes!

A vicious zipper-pull Almost-Spider (only six legs 'cos I only had six zipper-pulls) attacks LEGO MAN, who is facing the beast in his tough front-end loader. Will a massive clawed bucket of injection-molded styrene be enough to hold back, (nay, defeat!!!) the razor sharp paper clip fangs of the Almost-Spider?

It's an uphill battle for the Almost-Spider (because I can't hold a camera straight to save myself) but it's powerful polyester braid sinewed legs give it the strength to leap great distances in a single bound.

SAVE US, LEGO MAN!!!

Stay tuned.