Chaaarrrrrggee!

The 30th July 2009 AD saw the Battle of Edinburgh Castle - a small battle lasting only five minutes and consisting entirely of a single middle aged woman leading a charge against the Scottish stronghold. The woman leading the English charge was armed with a rather large handbag, capable of bludgeoning an average sized man to death in a few deft blows, however bloodshed was skilfully averted by steering her path straight into the gift-shop. After purchasing a "see-you-Jimmy" hat/wig and some shortbread in a tartan tin, her blood-lust was quelled, and she happily returned back to her seat on the tour bus.

Also, if you biggify the pic, you can see boab's blip, just to the left of the woman's arm.