ready for the 4th???

When my brother and I were young we had bottle rocket fights. We would take the sticks off the rockets and fire them under each others doors.

When our step-brother would come home from a date we would be waiting with a bottle rocket bazooka. I think he hated us. I know he kept a hatchet under the bed.

Now I am grown and mature and all, and have a super-responsible job.

Down the road in West-by-God Virginia you can buy almost anything.... including very explosive fireworks, as I have proven today.

I promise to be careful and not set the woods on fire, or put my eye out.