A Christmas play

Mother: Have some pudding...
Me: No thanks, I don't eat pudding,
Mother: What?
Me: I don't eat Christmas Pudding
Mother: What?
Me: I don't eat Christmas Pudding
Mother: since when?
Me: since never!
Mother: Jesus Christ, I never knew that...


(footnote: this conversation has taken place every year for as far back as I can remember).

I have another one, its called "Tea". Watch this blip...