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my firsts!

First love: when I was at hospital (after birth), there was a beautiful girl in the next glass box. I tried to ask her number but she could n't hear me. That's why I never get into any glass box!

First kiss: I was few days old, I don't remember what exact kinda: a kiss it was, but it smelled like garlic!

First accident: I was riding my bicycle, suddenly I saw a hot girl passing the street (she was about 4, older than me) I kept staring at her and I hit the wall!

First job: my friends asked me to stay on the road and tell them if somebody comes while they were stealing fruits. I stayed until night but nobody came!

First fight: my neighbour had a new born baby. One day his mom was sick so she asked my mom to feed him. I could n't feel quite easy, he appeared to me as a competitor. I hit him at the face!

First award: my bro took 50 cents from me and gave me 20 cents as award!

First flight: my uncle was throwing me high and it was so scary for me. I could n't cry, I had just held my breath and was pissing in my pants. And my uncle said: "dammit he likes it" so he throw me higher!

First discovery: when I was breaking my aunt's golden watch with hammer. I could n't understand why they were angry at me later!

First image of school: crying, a bunch of zombies, a teacher that we are afraid of!

First image college: laughing, more zombies, a teacher that is afraid of us!

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yesterday's late blip

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Update: i'd misstyped 20 dollars instead of 20 cents. Fixed now.

got the idea of writing firsts from this blip by bighill.