Fun Luvin....

....Criminal.

"Hey mate, that's my car you're ticketing. All the ticket machines are on the blink, I put a note in my windscreen"
"Yeh, I know, but I've still got to ticket you and then have to appeal. It'll get overturned, don't worry"
"Aye, but I've still got to write a letter, you've got to be paid to write it and someone has to be paid to cancel it, that's not right when the cooncil is skint surely?"
"Yeh, I know mate, but that's the rules"....."Anyway, I've got to get on 'cause I'm needing a pee and I want to finish the next car before I go to the toilet"
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Deep breath, "You could just walk past, ignore the silly rule and go to the toilet; you're happy, I'm happy"
"Nah, can't do that mate"
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"Sorry mate, it's not personal", says Scobes taking his cast iron snow shovel out of the boot of the car..........