"That" Kid

...the kid who will stick his finger in a light socket, will try to sample the poison, eat the dog food, (see A Dog's Meal), the kid who's already had about 2 dozen bloody noses due to falling or running into something, the kid who falls down the stairs, the kid who will make stocks rise on child safety items, the kid who will not only play in the toilet, but also eat the wet toilet paper....

My sweet little adventurous monkey....

Rest assured, the toilet only had clean water in it....We're not neglectful parents...he's only actually tried a few of the above, though my four year old has never even attempted most :)