Boxed

Apparently this is slang for being intoxicated or in jail. I'm pleased to say I am neither, though a few glasses of birthday Fitou have been popped in my hand and because of my choice of occupation today I am somewhat trapped.

Inspired by m'Lady, I have decided on a massive clear out. I am going to be minimal, tidy and eco-friendly. What a joke. I am a habitual starter of such activities then become distracted - by the tv, blip, t'internet, the neighbours, the radio, the phone - and stop when everything is piled up waiting to be sorted. So, when I tell you I have a bad case of piles, I really do.