Twenty-nine years

- An anniversary, but not the big one

- My dress was two shades of purple

- I had a bad perm

- His suit was brown plaid

- He was really skinny

- We had Chinese dinner with his family afterward

- My family was thousands of miles away and couldn't make it

- His fortune cookie said: your morning will start with a bang

- His dad thought that was hilarious

- I didn't get why it was so funny

- Feels like yesterday