Priceless

Well, as predicted, the new guy is priceless. He would quite like to know how to use 'Word typing' and 'Presentation Point', as he's only ever used a typewriter and doesn't have a computer. Today's most valuable lesson was the difference between a skanky whiteboard that you can draw on using whiteboard pens, and a £1000 interactive whiteboard which you really shouldn't use normal whiteboard pens on, but which he did anyway.

Like I said. Priceless.

My birthday pressie lens has arrived from the UK. It is now in the custody of Egypt Post who, having decided not to steal it, are instead charging 800LE (£100) as a customs charge.

That's not priceless.