Hmmmm

When collared they were shouting 'Roll up, roll up! 20p a go!'

On closer examination (and they were explaining this to our elderly neighbour when apprehended) that it was 20p a go to 'slip a sword'. The aim of the game was to put Northern's main model on the swing and try (while he was swinging) slip a sword between his poor posterior (or butt as they so charmingly described it in the noitce) and the swing. I tried to explain that anyone overthe age of 50 wouldn't even know what a 'butt' was never mind find it amusing to try and stab the youngest child in it. Anyway I stopped trying to explain and just said no in the end. They found it hilarious from start to finish.