Where There's A Will...

Meet Will. He's a bit unhappy at the moment (as opposed to most days at work, when he's the very picture of joy) because earlier on this evening he managed to lob his mobile phone into a sink full of water.

It doesn't look fixable. And he's not overly impressed by my suggestion that he do what our former co-worker John-Boy did after dropping his phone down the bog; namely, putting it in the oven for a minute or two, and then into the microwave on full power. Then again, given what happened to John-Boy's phone (and to the microwave, for that matter) Will's probably better off not taking that advice.