Steed

Agenda item 2 - Team meeting of Steamy Leisure Inc.

Lefty - OK guys, we're going to have to come up with a name and an image for this new venture. We want something a bit up-market, something that'll attract punters with a bit of cash. You know, people who'll pay more for all those little extras that really define customer service.

All - Hmmm.

Baldy - Everybody associates Rose Street with a bit of quality, don't they? How about Rose Massage. Plain and simple. Do the job right and something'll rise.

Geezer - I was reading about that shiatsu massage in this month's GQ. You know it's often done with the knuckles rather than the fingertips. So, how about Knuckles Massage - all the pictures of that modern, Japanesey, Zen shite but really, you pay the money, get the old five knuckle shuffle. Don't pay, get them in the gob!

Lefty - Personally, I like the idea of a busy city executive relaxing, with a lady, after a busy day of whiteboarding, making it happen, striking while the iron's hot and thinking out of the box, keeping the wheels of commerce and the engine of our society ticking over. A gentleman. And we all know what they look like: well dressed, top hat, big bow tie and a cane. A bit like that John Steed off the telly.

Baldy - Didn't he have a bowler hat and an umbrella?

Lefty - OK, well, like those Bullingdon boys. Them's proper gents and they won't hesitate to screw you.