welcome to my cell.....

three years. thats a long time to be locked away. this is what they use to keep me here. i do my best to keep sharp, to stay sane. they won't break me down. this is the door to freedom.........one day i'll break that lock and when i do, the chocolate that's hidden downstairs will be mine and then the sugar filled chaos will begin.


ps. did get a shot of mummy on the toilet but she didn't seem as keen as daddy and i to post it.................hmph, parents eh?