wingpig

By wingpig

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A happily-snoring Frenchman on the seat behind Nicola on the return flight. Of the many types of people that annoy me there were two visible on the flight: one is the sort of person who will snore happily away on the left-hand-side of the aircraft as we fly north-east along the beach leaving the airport, snore happily away as we pass over the pyrenees, snore happily away as we fly over the west coast of France, snore happily away as the Isle of Wight floats past beneath the port wing, snore happily away as we pass over Manchester and the Lakes and grunt like one of the wild hogs inhabiting the woodlands of the Loire as we go right over the top of Grangemouth.

The second type is the sort of dingbat who takes a photograph with the flash on from two feet inside a heavily condensation-filled aeroplane window when they're lucky enough to be sitting on the correct side of the 'plane for a cracking view of both Forth Bridges and the bings at sunset. Especially when they're blocking my view.


Missing blips for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday now uploaded. I'll do the rest tomorrow when I've had a nice sleep.

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday now done. Subject to change...

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