SkUNk RISE

Awakened to the stench of polecate whifting up the stairs. Little Tiffany and Riley the wonder dog were up early performing their daily morning call of nature amongst the soon to bloom daffodils, and ended up at the wrong end of a Mephitus mephitus, aka striped skunk, aka prairie polecat, aka alaskan sable, aka Bete puante (stinking beast), aka moufette.....

The windows are open, will be picking up large quantities of vinegar and baking soda to mix with dreft for an evening ablution before they are allowed back in the bed.