The Perils of Purple and Magenta.

Hair dye seeps through cheap gloves. Fact.

A certain home brand that rhymes with erm, let's say "Warts Cough" does not do the colour promised on the box. Fact.

I know this, but buy it anyway, then become indignant when, you guessed it, the colour on the box is wrong. Fact.

The Boss and I have had to dodge a few marriage-shaped questions from the kids (what are kids being taught these days?) which threw up an interesting comment from the Boss.
"If mummy stops eating crap and goes back to being as skinny as she was when we met, I'd set the date."
The Boss is a prick. Fact.

He has a point though, fair play. Going from a UK dress size 10-12 to a 16 in five years is not good, three kids or not.